[NTLUG:Discuss] Prehistoric Tech Support

[Stuart Yarus]

Prehistoric Tech Support
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial
revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to
communicate:

This fire help. Me Groog

Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

You have flint and stone?

Ugh

You hit them together?

Ugh

What happen?

Fire not work

(sigh) Make spark?

No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

*sigh* You change rock?

I change nothing

You sure?

Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn
Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

*Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*


Stuart Yarus
BEA Systems, Inc. 			voice:	+1 972-943-5041
4965 Preston Park Blvd.		fax:	+1 972-943-5111
Suite 500				email:	syarus at beasys.com
Plano, Texas 75093-5150		WWW:	http://www.beasys.com/