[NTLUG:Discuss] Fw: Dr. Seuss on Computers

[Charles Jacobus]

> Dr. Seuss explains why computers sometimes crash
> >  >
> >  >  If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
> >  >  and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
> >  >  and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
> >  >  then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
> >  >
> >  >  If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
> >  >  double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
> >  >  and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
> >  >  then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!
> >  >
> >  >  If the label on the cable on the table at your house
> >  >  says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
> >  >  but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
> >  >  that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
> >  >  and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
> >  >  so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
> >  >  then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
> >  >  'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
> >  >
> >  >  When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
> >  >  and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
> >  >  then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your
> ROM.
> >  >  Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
> >  >
> >