[NTLUG:Discuss] OT - joke

[fredjame]

    A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a
gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The
panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his
shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relvant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots
and leaves."

So punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter
of life and death.


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