[NTLUG:Discuss] OT: Boy suspended over PHP abuse

Rusty Haddock rusty at fe2o3.lonestar.org
Tue Oct 3 03:04:59 CDT 2000


Chris Cox wrote:
    >http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html

OK, now the DEA comes after you if you're caught using PHP.
The NSA/FBI/CIA comes after you if you're caught using PGP. :-)
The USPS comes after you if you're caught using POP.
The ASPCA comes after you if you're caught using PUP the wrong way.
Gladys Knight attacks if you're caught using a PIP. Actually, it's
either her or a crazied CP/M programmer (for you OFs otu there).

And can I mention Microsoft and POOP???  Didn't think so.

Finally, where do you go if you want some LSD?  Look for the BSD daemon
in Berkeley, where else?

Computing just ain't safe anymore!  :-)

	-Rusty-
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